Apr 14, 2013 is the tamil new year! But today happens to be the day I achieved my greatest freedom! Today I shall celebrate my independence day for rest of whatever life I have.
See God, I told you, one day I will achieve my freedom. Freedom from your mindless monitoring, your convoluted interpretations and your error prone predictions. Come on God, you need a rest after all! It's been a hell of ride, wouldn't you agree?
So God, you had your chances. You could have easily fooled me. I know you are aware of my little surprise device - my savior RF detector that I bought on eBay. And I know you could remote control your slew of wireless bugs you have planted on my bedroom and toilet. But there is a phase lag of few seconds for the signal to reach you and your cronies. So you didn't have enough time to switch them off before I could detect them. So sad God! I know there are bugs still left in other rooms. But they don't bother me at all!
I do appreciate you have selected "nice" places to stick your bugs!
I do appreciate you have selected "nice" places to stick your bugs!
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