Dear God, I know you are reading these blogs instantaneously (albeit with a phase lag of 10 seconds) through your high tech gadgetry and I know you are so desperate to let me know how you feel about them. But could you please try something innovative next time? Sending a 'drunkard' to a shop that I frequent and firing me with expletives through him isn't just cutting it out for me. I agree the entire episode looked so 'natural' and in consistent with all your escapades before this but having shown the whole world the 'true' nature of me, how devastated are you going to make me by sending a vermin to do your dirty work? The least I expect from you would be to descend from the Heavens you so gracefully occupy, amid your tight schedules and meet me face to face. Is that so hard God?
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